The words News Flash! flood the Internet. It's the morning blog blink news flash as millions of bloggers hit the Internet. Posts star flying, labels flood the waves, as keyboards around the world are set ablaze. Feeds devour the content, blogging communities light up, as nuclear content foods the blogging networks around the globe. One hour later and millions of posts have been placed as the debates unfold. Comments start filling white boxes as readers devour the emotions with interest. Click and off to the latest social club. Zap in your user name and password and behold, you've got mail. Meanwhile somewhere online is granny. She types 200 words a minute and sits before two wired up computers, keyboards and screens. Slap! Bamb! Crash! and she's set your world straight with some good old fashion Midwest sarcasm while chewing in chewing on beef jerky.
Blink, blink, and before you know it, you've devoured your entire day online blogging, only to realize that your Internet cable was unplugged. Minutes later and you've regained you're sanity only to do it all over again. Your title, simple. A un employed blogger gone wild.
